Meaning of USB

USB stands for Universal Serial Bus, though not many people know if it’s the serial killer serial or the morning breakfast cereal. We just like to picture it like this:

USB means universal serial bus

Anybody else think of the old Mission Impossible intro when they hear Firewire?

Crazy USB prank

Tired of all the usual pranks you can play with someone’s PC? Here’s a simple USB stick that you can plugin and drive your friends crazy with.

This USB device can be discreetly plugged into the victim’s PC and will activate after a customizable delay.

It will then randomly switch the Caps lock, add fake key-presses and move the mouse around.

Bet by the time it’s discovered, the device would have driven the victim crazy and you’ll be on a permanent hitlist.

USB prank

Just don’t use it on someone with a sensitive job description (like a webmaster or the bank teller). Or at least turn off the mouse and keyboard tweaks.

Can’t be responsible for bringing down a plane or an important website like xerxy.com.

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Chocolate sushi flash drive

We love sushi, we love chocolate and we love USB flash drives. Imagine the ecstasy if all of these were rolled into a single parcel of pleasure.

What we have here is a USB flash drive wrapped in beautiful sushi that looks like chocolate. How cool is that?

If only they had made it edible. Would have been a delicious treat after reading that top secret directive you just received.

chocolate_sushi_usb_flash_drive

No longer would the message self-destruct at the most inopportune time, leaving an ugly mess. You can just eat it and also get rid of those hunger pangs for a while.

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USB flash cake mixup

USB cake mixupWhat happens when you order a cake for your boss with his image on it and tell the bakery to get the image off of the USB drive you just left with them? They bake the cake in the shape of the USB drive.

This goes right up there with the other classic PC jokes. Good thing they didn’t stick the USB in the middle of the cake.

I doubt they managed to get another cake made in time so have to wonder what the boss’s reaction was.