Woman power. Looks like the future belongs to women.
Category: Wacky
Meanwhile in a parallel universe
Yes, by now, we understand very well that one does not simply walk into Mordor. But have you ever given a thought as to what the other side might think about say Gondor?
Do give a thought to Sauron’s feelings and those of the Witch-king of Angmar. Poor guys have had a hard time at Osgiliath lately.
End of the Mayan Calendar
The whole world is in a state of paranoia regarding the end of the Mayan calendar later this year. Here is what’s probably going to happen and why we look like such fools.
Yup, we are indeed quite stupid as a species. Besides, if the world was going to end on December 21st, 2012, not much use worrying about it. Sit back and enjoy.
iPhone branded gas stoves seized
The Chinese authorities have seized stoves being manufactured and sold under the iPhone brand name and with a logo almost identical to the Apple Inc.’s. Am sure the food must have just cooked by itself on these bad boys and tasted amazing.
Not sure what is more ridiculous. That these stoves were on the market or that the authorities bothered to hunt them down. I guess I was wrong when I thought product names can’t be copyrighted if it’s in a completely different, non-competitive industry.
Rats. That means I’ll probably have to shutdown my Coke talcum powder racket and scrap my plans of launching a Mars Pleasure Bar.
Floating heads of Bathroom People
You know, I never bothered to think about this until now. How do the heads of these bathroom people float like this, without even a strip of bone or muscle to keep them up?
Maybe going to the bathroom just feels so good to some people that it makes their heads float. Either that or their the monster inside has ripped out their necks.
The Best A Man Can Get
It’s quite surprising that Gillette hasn’t been sued yet for their slogan of “the best a man can get”. This graphic debunks their claim very nicely.
And Megan Fox won’t be the only one going after them. I can think of a dozen others, worthier of the title than the stupid razor.
Dumb blond tries to do maths
We all know how Valentines Day was canceled this year. But did you know that blonds made it even easier with their highly developed maths skills? Faith in humanity shaken once again.
However, I’m not leaving the planet just yet. Firstly, the world isn’t filled with blonds just yet. And if it was, I wouldn’t care about the maths and would definitely want to live in it.