Which way does the wheel spin? Don’t keep it open for too long or it may induce seizures (vomit all over your keyboard is a possibility).
I wonder if the direction of the spin has anything to do with which side …

This picture is driving me mad since all I want to do is pull that rug out from under the wall. Only the rest of it just isn’t there. It’s a nice trick to play on unsuspecting visitors, especially moms.
Perfect …

Enter with all your wait and leave without most of it. Here’s a clever and funny ad for a weight loss and fitness program.
Hope you don’t really lose that much body mass in a single session. Probably can’t be done …

To anyone who talks about opening up a can of worms, now you can step up to eat them too. Just as long as the can of worms is this one. The same guys who brought you the chocolate gun …

Want to spice up your golf game a little? How about playing with these special balls, painted with camouflage paint?
You’ll have hours of fun searching for your balls and the extra activity should burn up more calories than a few …

Who says clowns don’t scare anyone? Just look at these armed security personnel cowering in fear.
Actually quite a number of people are afraid of clowns.
Remember the guy from Zombieland who was afraid of clowns? And then there was the evil …

Hope this wasn’t you. It’s actually a decoration that is bound to get anyone’s attention.

This is the best example of TP (toilet papering) I’ve seen so far. Really elaborate and visually stunning work.
I wonder how many rolls of TP they used and how long the whole job took them. It was probably done on …

Life explained through a single picture. And it would be so much simpler and more fun if each device had a clear LCD display to go with the switches.
Sigh. Until that happens, please continue to waste time randomly flipping switches …

If you’re worried about what to wear the next time the Mongolians invade us, try this chain mail shirt on for size.
Available in different versions, including one made of riveted rings and a half-sleeve shirt.
Those behind Thinkgeek can really come …

Halloween is long past, but its spirit lives on in all our hearts. This creepy candy in the shape of body parts can keep grossing us out any time of the year.
As mentioned on the blog, the candy only includes …

Be very careful while criticizing people online. They may just turn out to be a lot smarter than you and eat you for dinner. Like what happens here.
It’s making fun of racist and ignorant people. Wonder if that’s immoral in …

Tired of all the usual pranks you can play with someone’s PC? Here’s a simple USB stick that you can plugin and drive your friends crazy with.
This USB device can be discreetly plugged into the victim’s PC and will activate …

This is simply hilarious. I wonder how many people watching the news made the connection between the sketch of the rapist and the newscaster.
Would be hilarious if we saw the poor newscaster being wrestled to the ground by the authorities …

This is one of those motivational posters that should be taken very seriously. Here we have Darth Vader taking a sample of our Earth’s water for detailed analysis.
It’s obvious that he will use the sample to turn our oceans against …

You’ve heard of toilet water and toilet bowl, but here we have something unique and special. A toilet mug.
Impress your friends with your toilet drinking routine. Grow plants in it, making full use of the nutrients you leave behind.
You can …

It’s been a while since we posted anything from Thinkgeek. A little late for Halloween, but here is a very cool energy potion in the shape of a bottle of blood.
Now you can finally satiate your blood drinking urges. Not …

This Iron Man costume is just so hilarious. Glad he kept the power source and the thrusters.

Oh what a shame. Why did they have to let Princess Diana die, the only person in history to have lived before their death?
“Diana was still alive hours before she died”. Who comes up with such titles?
I guess whoever it …

No, I don’t mean your face. This is the cylindrical utensil one holds with their pointy appendages and tilts to be able to gulp down a hot liquidy thingy, such as coffee.
And this particular mug is dirty all right. You …

You have been warned. Failure to comply will result in the dog’s emptied contents being dumped inside its owner, through whichever passage deemed fit.

What did you get your dad? Makes you feel small doesn’t it?
It really is a challenge to think of gift items to buy for your dad. Even if you could afford it, the above heli will likely be quite useless …

Here is a collection of some very cool knockers. Yes, real, cool door knockers. Sorry to disappoint you if you were expecting something else.
At least one of these was featured in a comedy horror movie. The rest are strange and …

It’s amazing how the same species that produced the likes of Aristotle and Einstein is creating retards who are so utterly dumb.
Reading this, I doubt humans will go on for long and will eventually end up in one of those …

You just saw the post about a big bird. Here’s another Sesame Street reference.
What could possibly cause the Cookie Monster to be so shocked? The bigger question is how he managed to use a browser with those fuzzy little hands.
Coming …

If a popular president of a developed country such as France, who has a partner as hot as Bruni, can be so insecure about himself, the rest of us can’t be expected to be confident in anything.

This is a cool advertisement by the Swiss Skydive parachute school that they placed in the elevators of multistory buildings. Must have shocked a number of people when they first saw it.

These baby care instructions are hilarious. Some are quite mean, but still hilarious.
This is a lot like the English pictorials from Russia we posted earlier, although those were plain freaky. At least this is meant to be humorous.
Among our other …

Here is the latest addition to our series of specialized human remote controls. We bring you the MILR.
Before you start to get any ideas, it stands for Mother In Law Remote. A lot less complicated and more useful than the …

Remember the USB flash cake mixup? Here is a whole collection of such cakes.
Hard to imagine that people can make such mistakes honestly.
Disgruntled employees doing it on purpose is more likely, but there really aren’t limits to stupidity so who …

Hurling your shoes at important people to make your point is becoming really popular and has just been attempted for the third time within the last couple of months.
This time, the target was the Israeli ambassador to Sweden and this …

What happens when you order a cake for your boss with his image on it and tell the bakery to get the image off of the USB drive you just left with them? They bake the cake in the shape …

I’m going to pull this one on the friends that don’t read Xerxy and maybe teach them a lesson.

The year 2009 AD is upon us. Here are my predictions for this year:

The economy will continue its current successes for most of the year. We won’t have to exchange our babies for food anytime soon, but forget about buying …

Hallmak Cards has recalled 7,000 jumbo-sized snow globes that it sold for $100 each. When exposed to sunlight, the globes act as magnifying glasses and could ignite nearby materials.
Hallmark is offering a full refund for the snow globes, in addition …