A 24-year old Michigan man broke into a gas station and turned himself in so that he could be with his already incarcerated brother. Sound familiar?
The sheriff department had better have fans of Prison Break working on the case.
Category: Dangerous
Goat arrested for robbery
Nigerian police have detained a goat on suspicion that it is an armed car robber who has magically transformed himself into a goat. Currently, they are trying to “scientifically prove” that one of the robbers did actually turn into a goat. This should be interesting.
Bizarre and painful getaway
There really is no shortage of idiots, especially those that turn to crime. Take this woman for example who was runover by her own getaway car, not once, but twice, after shoplifting $1,200 worth of designer purses.
Painful getaway
Critical hair appointment
A 77-year old woman from Florida was so determined to get to her hair appointment that she hit an oncoming scooter and drove on after the rider smashed into her windshield. She was eventually arrested for leaving the scene of the accident, but at least she made it to the salon and got her hair done.
Old Nana from Madagascar
I can clearly picture her as the sweet old lady (Nana) from Madagascar who leads a stranded tourist party into the jungle and beats the crap out of wild animals for fun.
Wouldn’t want to meet either of these old ladies in a dark alley.
Fraudster pilot arrested
Marcus Schrenker, under investigation for financial fraud, attempted to fake his own death by parachuting out of a plane and letting it crash. He managed to escape, but was subsequently caught by federal marshals.
Besides being a criminal, he also appears to be severely short on grey matter. How was he expecting to fake his death without providing a body that could be mistaken for his? Firstly, planes don’t usually vaporize in a fireball like they do in the movies. Even if they did, it would leave some remnants of the deceased. For this, it would have been wise if this crook had stolen a body from the morgue or at least an animal carcass to make it harder to suspect foul-play.
Also, I heard the distress call he sent out before bailing out and it showed how retarded this guy really is. It was just plain silly, though I can’t find a link to it right now.
Robber waits in line at bank
This is pretty hilarious. A robber queued up, with ski mask and all, and waited for his turn before making his demands and robbing the bank. Off course, someone dumb enough to do this wouldn’t have been able to get very far and that’s precisely what happened.