Feb 21, 2012

Skyrim is a really dangerous place and as much as we’d like for it to be real, it’s best that it stays a fantasy. But would you believe that it can still wreak havoc on our world in mysterious ways? The poor guy didn’t have a chance. And you can bet the relationship is over after this. That too on Valentines. Aw. Imagine how much worse it...

Feb 20, 2012

The technology for the unfortunate who have lost arms or legs is getting better and better. So many people can now enjoy a lifestyle that’s pretty close to, or even better than, the rest of us. And that includes such sports as running. Nike’s running blade, dubbed the Flex-Run is one such innovation that allows those with a missing leg to run as...

Feb 19, 2012

A little hard to understand how white stars are so very hot. And what’s with those blue stars? Everybody knows blue is cold. Just watch any cartoon and you’ll see. I don’t want to sound like a racist or nothin, but red stars should be hotter than white...

Feb 16, 2012

Hilarious auto correct. What a way to ruin the surprise. Her mother doesn’t know, but I hope the husband does. Why is the phone in German though? Can expect a lot of these jokes after Valentine’s Day so be on high...

Feb 14, 2012

Now this is a real St Valentine’s Day massacre. Not like that childish, Al Capone one. Hope it isn’t your fate today. Just don’t do anything like that to get her so angry. Though it is really tempting seeing all those red, heart-shaped balloons. Don’t you just want to find a few dozen ways to burst them...