White robber disguised as black

We’ve heard of white people imitating black culture, but Conrad Zdzierak went one step further. He robbed banks while wearing a life-like African American mask which successfully disguised his ethnicity.

We like to think he was one of the more primitive Terminators that used prosthetic skin and was simply on an unspecified mission, but they’ll cover up that story.

Conrad evaded capture for quite some time. However, it turned out that he wasn’t very clever after all and was eventually caught when a pack of red dye exploded in his car and led the authorities to him.