How often have you had a sudden craving for chocolate, only to realize that it’s past midnight or that you’re snowed in and simply can’t get to the 7/11? Here’s a solution that should save you. The Emergency Chocolate.
The instructions say:
For immediate relief of: Chocolate Cravings, Lovesickness, Exam Pressure, Mild Anxiety and Extreme Hunger.
Directions for use: Tear open wrapper, break off desired dosage, and consume. Alternatively massage into the affected area. Repeat dosage as required until finished. If symptoms persist consult your local confectioner.
Buy it here. I think I need one right now.
