Feb 6, 2012

Those file-sharing criminals really are dangerous. Glad that we’ll keep these convicts locked up for good; long after the thieves, murderers, kidnappers and rapists have walked. So how many files did you share today? Wait a minute. So many of us would be locked up due to copyright violations, that the rapists and murderers would have nobody to rape and...

Feb 5, 2012

As you can see, riot police has a new secret weapon to disperse large crowds. The dreaded Angry Birds. If you’re part of the rioters, better hope they don’t use the exploding ones. Would be cool if they just threw Angry Birds stuffed toys like this. How soon before the crowd goes “awww” and starts to go...

Jan 30, 2012

Awesome weapons that can fend off a zombie attack are no longer mere fantasy. Weapons manufacturer Doublestar showed off their Zombie X Chainsaw Rail Attachment at this year’s SHOT Show. The attachment lets you mount a fully functioning chainsaw to the assault rifle of your choice using a Picatinny rail. Just flip the power button and you can slice through...

Jan 28, 2012

This was an actual sculpture by artist Mark Jenkins, displayed at Berlin’s Gestalten Gallery. She looks so lifelike. Must have really surprised the guy with the baseball...

Jan 25, 2012

Ouch. That hurt just looking at it. But the kid’s mostly responsible for his pain. Why was he trying something so potentially dangerous? Yes, we know. It’s a shovel, not a plank. But “plank” just went better with “prank”. Maybe it should have been a poke joke....