Here is a green product that stacks up nicely in a number of ways. The Linz Hocker stool has a simple hexagonal design and is made from recycled thermoplastic polymer.
It takes little resources to manufacture, seems pretty durable and even looks cool, in a futuristic kind of way.
However, unlike traditional wooden stools, we suspect that it won’t be very effective as a weapon or as a shield.
The edges aren’t very sharp so you may have to make a few modifications to the legs before getting into the bar fight.
And it is likely to be snatched away pretty easily by that lion you’re trying to tame.
Off course, if all a boring person like you wants to do is sit on it, then there’s nothing like it. Happy sitting.