Worried about how you’ll be buried? Or wondering where your loved ones will find a decent casket for your lifeless corpse? Say no more. Walmart has the answer.
Aiming to offer everything you might ever need, under one roof, Walmart has started selling coffins.
Ironically, their slogan Save money, live better is in direct conflict with this, but then again, it will be others buying your coffin, not you.
The caskets can be delivered to a funeral home of your choice (or your family’s choice), within 48 hours. Just don’t expect your money back if you ever decide to come back to life.
Coming soon. Walmart salvation service. Visit aisle 4 and go straight to hell.