If you’re worried about what to wear the next time the Mongolians invade us, try this chain mail shirt on for size.
Available in different versions, including one made of riveted rings and a half-sleeve shirt.
Those behind Thinkgeek can really come …

We humans are always looking for ways to make life easier, but there’s definitely something wrong when we need help pouring water from a plastic bottle.
This decanter transforms your average disposable water bottle into an easier to use jug. Just …

Halloween is long past, but its spirit lives on in all our hearts. This creepy candy in the shape of body parts can keep grossing us out any time of the year.
As mentioned on the blog, the candy only includes …

This drawbridge has a strange, but elegant way of raising or lowering the walkway.
Probably won’t work with larger bridges.
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Feeling dirty and hungry, all at the same time? Say no more. The Chocolate Soap is the answer to your prayers and is now available from CultureApparel.
With this beautiful gift, you can feel clean and fresh, while at the same …

Be very careful while criticizing people online. They may just turn out to be a lot smarter than you and eat you for dinner. Like what happens here.
It’s making fun of racist and ignorant people. Wonder if that’s immoral in …

At least now that this chocolate keyboard is available, you need not be worried about bits of food falling in between the keys. You can simply pick them up on your next biting run.
I wonder how long it’ll take for …

Tired of all the usual pranks you can play with someone’s PC? Here’s a simple USB stick that you can plugin and drive your friends crazy with.
This USB device can be discreetly plugged into the victim’s PC and will activate …

No, not ads that market escalators, but here are some very creative ways of advertising products on escalators. Like this really simple, but brillian one for Duracell.
They are really eye-catching and look so real that you’ll definitely watch your step …

Here’s one grenade that’ll you can actually look forward to exploding. It’s made entirely out of Belgian Milk chocolate and well worth the explosion it’ll cause.
A grenade this size should be enough for a few people so make sure to …

A cool pair of water bottles that go on your wrists. That’s pretty neat and awesome.
Doesn’t have to be water in there. You could put anything from juices to energy drinks.
Or if you have the guts, put in some mercury …

This is simply hilarious. I wonder how many people watching the news made the connection between the sketch of the rapist and the newscaster.
Would be hilarious if we saw the poor newscaster being wrestled to the ground by the authorities …

No longer must you be afraid of your children chewing on pencils. These special pencils are made of chocolate and are deeeeeeelicious.
Write love letters that can be eaten (or licked, if paper doesn’t suit your tastebuds).
Worry no more about pencil …

This gorilla is made entirely of tens of thousands of matchsticks by the artist David Mach (who probably started playing with matches after the other kids kept making fun of his name).
How impressive is this gorilla head? I didn’t even …

Some head chef at Singapore’s Royal Plaza on Scotts hotel had the bright idea of building a life-sized Formula 1 car entirely out of bread.
Made out of 1000 loaves and 22 different varieties of bread, the result is quite astounding …

If you feel that your life isn’t complicated enough and need something to spice it up, why not check out the OpenOffice mouse.
This strange contraption is designed to optimize your word/data processing and is to be used together with OpenOffice, …

What we have on display today is a chocolate calculator, or a chocolator as some people refer to it.
No, so far, it doesn’t seem to be edible, but looks exactly like a bar of chocolate and smells like it too.
Now …

Here is a green product that stacks up nicely in a number of ways. The Linz Hocker stool has a simple hexagonal design and is made from recycled thermoplastic polymer.
It takes little resources to manufacture, seems pretty durable and even …

This is one of those motivational posters that should be taken very seriously. Here we have Darth Vader taking a sample of our Earth’s water for detailed analysis.
It’s obvious that he will use the sample to turn our oceans against …

This amazing concept car, the SPHINX supercar, is the work of Iranian designer Behzad Hormoz and oozes coolness from everywhere.
The large awesome wheels, the cat-eye-like headlights and the aerodynamic shape, all spell ultimate coolness.
Using lightweight materials, including aluminum and carbon …

You’ve heard of toilet water and toilet bowl, but here we have something unique and special. A toilet mug.
Impress your friends with your toilet drinking routine. Grow plants in it, making full use of the nutrients you leave behind.
You can …

What are the two things the Swiss are best at? Well, besides being neutral and storing the world’s wealth. Making great chocolate and Swiss army knives off course. Now, they have combined the two into the ultimate survival tool.
At first …

Software calculators were one of the earliest utilities that shipped with virtually all operating systems, even back in the days of Windows 3.1. Yet clunky old physical calculators are still preferred by most regular users, the same way that most …

We love sushi, we love chocolate and we love USB flash drives. Imagine the ecstasy if all of these were rolled into a single parcel of pleasure.
What we have here is a USB flash drive wrapped in beautiful sushi that …

Worried about how you’ll be buried? Or wondering where your loved ones will find a decent casket for your lifeless corpse? Say no more. Walmart has the answer.
Aiming to offer everything you might ever need, under one roof, Walmart has …

Here’s what you can get for a cool $129,000 on eBay. A fully loaded authentic DeLorean time machine. The current bid is $69,100 so you better hurry.
It’s a steal, given that you can use the car’s time travelling features to …

How fabulous does this chocolate jacuzzi look? It’s probably what you get if you stay in the penthouse suite of Hotel Willy Wonka.
Not sure if one should be disgusted or famished by looking at this image. I wonder what’s making …

It’s been a while since we posted anything from Thinkgeek. A little late for Halloween, but here is a very cool energy potion in the shape of a bottle of blood.
Now you can finally satiate your blood drinking urges. Not …

Here’s a breath-taking view of the tops of skyscrapers jutting out of a blanket of clouds. I guess this is what the Care Bears would build when (if?) they progressed to a more advanced civilization.
How I wish I had a …

Here’s another way to get you off your feet and get you inside the gym. This innovative belt displays your exact waist as long as you wear it.
With the measurement right there in front of you, it should be enough …

Another cool chocolate delight. This time a toolkit from Japan that is made out of chocolate.
The shape, texture and overall look is perfect (it’s hard to tell the size from the photos) and the color is the only hint that …

This Iron Man costume is just so hilarious. Glad he kept the power source and the thrusters.