Diana was alive before she died

Oh what a shame. Why did they have to let Princess Diana die, the only person in history to have lived before their death?

“Diana was still alive hours before she died”. Who comes up with such titles?

I guess whoever it was, meant to say that she was alive hours after the accident. Anyway, what else can one expect from tabloids.

You know what? This can spawn a whole load of other, obvious headlines. Phone rings after number is dialed, Man has naughty thoughts,.Steak belonged to a live animal.

Diana was still alive hours before she died

Cool biker helmets

Spidey motorcycle helmet

Wow, these motorcycle helmets are way too cool. Would love to ride down the road with this Spiderman helmet, though it would look kind of odd.

Wonder if there are any traffic regulations regarding helmet design. As entertaining as these cool helmets are, they could easily confuse a lot of people in so many different ways.

You’ll definitely get pulled over a few times with the Incredible Hulk variety and the lion could be pretty terrifying to the old ladies crossing the road.

Wait till the biker gangs get wind of these. They’ll look even more menacing than they already are.

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Windows 7 Whopper

Windows 7 Whopper by Burger King

The Windows 7 is a special whopper that comes with a stack of not one, nor two, but seven beef patties, each weighing 113g. It sells for ¥777 (about $8.43) to the first 30 customers and is guaranteed to take you to the first of seven circles of hell.

What does a giant burger have to do with Windows 7? Maybe that both the operating system and the king of junk food are bulkier than they should be?

Or maybe it’s an attempt by Microsoft and Burger King to fatten up the Japanese and get them juicy and ripe, just like the rest of us.

In any case, if you can eat this monster, in one sitting, you have our restecp.

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Chocolate Larvae

Chocolate Larvae

Before you go eugh and throw up all over the screen, think about how tasty these tender morsels of chocolate must be.

Unlike real grubs, you won’t get all the protein and energy, but the deliciousness should more than make up for the lack of nourishment.

Soft and squishy, these are completely made of chocolate and are a nice addition to your collection of shock-inducing but nice to eat snacks. And if you sprinkle around some coarsely ground cinnamon, it’ll add to both the effect and the flavor.

(Via INIH)

Dirty mug

Dirty mug

No, I don’t mean your face. This is the cylindrical utensil one holds with their pointy appendages and tilts to be able to gulp down a hot liquidy thingy, such as coffee.

And this particular mug is dirty all right. You can be assured that nobody will touch your drink in this ugly thing.

Should be pretty easy to make it at home, though there is a risk of getting poked in the eye with the paintbrush. And finding a lip model could also be a challenge.

May be best to just buy it online.

Michael Jackson emergency glove

Michael Jackson emergency glove

Why would you ever need something like this? To control all the undead corpses that have risen from their graves maybe? Or maybe it summons MJ to get that party going after you have exhausted all the usual tricks.

An Indian movie from the 80s, starring Amitabh Bachan, had him wear a similar gauntlet which could punch through walls, shield him from sword attacks and even help him dodge bullets. Could it prove to be a similar defense mechanism?

In any case, one of these mounted on your living room wall is sure to get lots of attention and be the topic of many an interesting conversation.

(via the really cool Regretsy)

Barakula Obama latex mask

Baracula Obama mask

With Halloween just around the corner, expect to find more grizzly and weird stuff in the coming days. Here is the perfect mask to wear to the party.

Despite winning the Nobel Peace Prize, Mr. President still manages to strike terror into the hearts of evildoers. Oh wait, that was the previous guy.

Nonetheless, this mask has turned sweet old Obama into the blood-sucking Prince of Darkness. Hope it comes with a cape and an outfit for Igor.

Would definitely get the most votes at the Halloween party.