Vampires are in our midst. We all get bitten by them at one time or another, especially on Halloween, but I bet you didn’t know how common they were.

Judging from this picture, at least five people have already confronted them and possibly killed a few.

Frankly, the traditional image of a vampire seems so much more palatable than some of the humans wreaking havoc in the world today.

Maybe it’s time to stop demonizing vampires and recognize their positive contributions to society?

If it wasn’t for vampires and their exquisite clothing sense, we wouldn’t have any caped superheroes. Don’t forget that wet, firm hairstyles they helped popularize.

Haven’t the poor things suffered long enough? You try having to sleep all day in fear of the burning sun.

Remember, they can only come out at night and have little choice, but to feed on the preservative-laden and polluted stuff left behind by the day-walkers. Wait, that kind of describes my daily life.