Michael Jackson Mummy

20 August 2009 2,241 views 8 Comments

Egyptian Jackson

Ok, it’s a bust, not a mummy. But It turns out that when we said the King of Pop was being resurrected as Yoda, we were mistaken.

In fact, Michael Jackson has gone back in time to Ancient Egypt, maybe to defeat Eddie Murphy and claim the throne for himself.

Or maybe he was from Ancient Egypt all along, sealed in a secret tomb and accidentally released in recent times by Bubbles to complete his mission. No wonder he was so close to Liz Taylor (she was Cleopatra after all).

This bust from Chicago’s Field Museum, dates back to about 1050 BCE and bears a remarkable resemblance to the Pharaoh of Pop. Everything from the eyes and lips to the hair reminds one of how we last saw MJ. Even the remodeled nose.

Wonder what other surprises Wacko Jacko still has in store for us.

 

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