Michael Jackson Mummy
Ok, it’s a bust, not a mummy. But It turns out that when we said the King of Pop was being resurrected as Yoda, we were mistaken.
In fact, Michael Jackson has gone back in time to Ancient Egypt, maybe to defeat Eddie Murphy and claim the throne for himself.
Or maybe he was from Ancient Egypt all along, sealed in a secret tomb and accidentally released in recent times by Bubbles to complete his mission. No wonder he was so close to Liz Taylor (she was Cleopatra after all).
This bust from Chicago’s Field Museum, dates back to about 1050 BCE and bears a remarkable resemblance to the Pharaoh of Pop. Everything from the eyes and lips to the hair reminds one of how we last saw MJ. Even the remodeled nose.
Wonder what other surprises Wacko Jacko still has in store for us.


Yu mean to say MJ waz them jiptians first white female chief? no wonder they become extinct. pretty funny tho
MJ rocks, thats why it is said that there are 3 humans with identical features in this world. I wounder it might be true.
I love Michael Jackson. He done gave the devil a fatal blow – that hopeless cynical old man is down!!! yall better get your hearts on the right side of this battle right now, cause you know how it ends…. THIS IS IT
Michael Jackson is truly the King of Pop. He made a lot of great songs in the area of Pop Music. His death is a great loss to the music industry.
Michael Jackson is one of the greatest singer in our time. He is really the King of Pop and we would really miss this great person,
Ben was my favorite Michael Jackson song and i kind of miss the King of Pop now that he is forever gone. I still have my collection of michael jackson cassetes in the old days..
I will miss MJ terribly. should have stayed with us longer
there is no doubt that Michael Jackson is the best ever pop music artist of the Centruy`.;