Scary sea monster

Scary sea monster

This is what lurks in the deep dark oceans, watching with those hideously scary eyes and waiting for you to dip your toe in so that it can drag you under with one of those scary fangs.

Or not. More likely, it is a baboon’s skull implanted into a dead fish by a skilled artist (yes, baboons are frikkin dangerous creatures; funny looking, but dangerous).

A very impressive job.

The trillion dollar bailout money

How many times have you wondered whatever happened to that $1 trillion of US taxpayer money that was meant to bailout those evil corporations?

Trillion dollars bailout money

Well here it is, stacked together in Dr. Weavil’s secret hideout under New York harbor.

And just to give you a sense of the scale, that small i on the far left ain’t an ant. It’s a fully grown human being. Probably MelGore, Dr. Weavil’s top henchman.

Wooden sports car that floats on water

This car’s made for floating. The sports car is made from wood which gives it the buoyancy needed to float on water.

Wooden amphibious car

Looks very cool and must be so much fun to race it against a hot Russian rogue agent and then dive into the sea when she starts shooting bullets.

Ok, that was just some Bond fantasy talking. Still, the car looks like it belongs in a huge mansion as a decorative piece. I wouldn’t count on it to cross the English channel or drive…urm float?…. around the world.