That’s one huge bug and one that isn’t part of Windows.
Wouldn’t want that crawling up my leg, but it would be a pretty awesome site to encounter this.
I know, how about sending it as a birthday present to that someone irritating that you’ve been wanting to shock? Ah, the look on their face when they open the present.
Since insects have the highest concentration of protein, it could also double up as a nutritious dish (if it isn’t endangered or anything that is).