Another one for the machines. Now, you don’t even need to crack an egg. You just buy it in liquid form.
Egg In An Instant (or E.I.E.I.A as we like to call it) will keep for 21 days if sealed and 3 days after being opened.
Each half liter carton will contain 10 eggs for you to slurp down or pour directly into the saucepan.
Seriously, there exist humans too lazy to crack an egg? At this rate, I estimate that we’ll cease to be the dominant species within our lifetimes and be overtaken by the toaster ovens. Or dolphins perhaps.