Do you like to run around at night fighting crime? Are you bored of your usual spandex?
Or maybe you just want to avoid getting hit by traffic that can’t see you in the dark? Then try the NR4 Illuminated Running Apparel.
Now you too can look as cool as the rest of the superheroes. Just put this on and start doing The Running Man. Besides blinding your enemies, the very cool sports attire will also prevent traffic from accidentally hitting you.
What I would like to see with this is some kind of kinetic capacitor so that instead of the batteries, it’s your own body’s energy powering the suit.