New look for Xerxy

New Xerxy LookAs you may have noticed, we are back with a completely new look and a lot more features. Hope you enjoy the new site and continue to let us bring you the coolest stuff out there. Happy surfing.

Killer doner kebabs

We thought that the only thing wrong with eating doner kebabs was that they contained bits of their donors. According to a survey done by food inspectors, the average snack can also be deadly to the person it feeds.

The average doner kebab contains about half the daily calorie requirement and 98% of the recommended salt intake of an adult female. In addition, Muslims and others with dietary concerns may be dismayed to learn that they often contain meat such as pork as a secret ingredient.

doner kebab

(Image courtesy of Smeerch)

USB barbeque

Looks like overkill just to get a small piece of cooked meat, but still a novel idea. Should create something like this to brand and punish my minions. Toto, how many times have I told you NOT to mess around with the frickin lasers. This calls for a burning. Stick your hand out now….

usb_bbq

Sarah Palin mannequin

A Sarah Palin fan was shocked to discover that the mannequin he had just won at an Ebay auction had been used as a Halloween decoration and backed out of the auction.

The effigy, created by ChadMichael Morrisette, was hung from his house’s roof via a noose last October and was subsequently put up for auction.

Palin Effigy