We thought that the only thing wrong with eating doner kebabs was that they contained bits of their donors. According to a survey done by food inspectors, the average snack can also be deadly to the person it feeds.
The average doner kebab contains about half the daily calorie requirement and 98% of the recommended salt intake of an adult female. In addition, Muslims and others with dietary concerns may be dismayed to learn that they often contain meat such as pork as a secret ingredient.
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