There really is no shortage of idiots, especially those that turn to crime. Take this woman for example who was runover by her own getaway car, not once, but twice, after shoplifting $1,200 worth of designer purses.

Ok, he’s probably not as “evil” as Obama, but I’m pretty sure he’s a twin or something, given that Obama did spend some of his childhood in Indonesia. Either that, or the new US President has already had himself cloned. …